Take a guess: What do all of the following have
in common?
- Dot
- Mama T
- Fish
- Teeny
- String Cheese
- Teen Wolf
- T Bomb
If you don't know, maybe you don't know me very well...or else you just call me "Tina." That's right, it's a sampler list of my nicknames! And over the past 3 weeks, I've earned a new one to add to the list:
Gimpie.
It's a derivative, of course, of the noun form of "gimp" meaning, in this context:
"a person who limps;
a lame person."
Haha, works on two levels. And, yes, I have rightfully earned the title. I have been walking about the same speed as all the old folks in my town...step, pause (while left foot catches up)...step, pause...step...pause...
Where does it hurt?
Here.
And
the story? Well, that's been part of the problem. I'm not sure
what happened. (Which makes me sound, if you ask me, like either an alcoholic or an amnesiac, neither of which, I assure you, I am.) But I've had my theories:
1. Coulda been the
sexy new heeled
boots I bought. Pictured here, poised on my windowsill:
2. Coulda been somebody who
stepped on my foot, yet, as I've indicated, I don't remember anyone squishing me.
3. Coulda been the
sandals I haven't worn in 6 months, seeing as they've been hiding in the closet waiting patiently to make their grand entrance to officially announce the arrival of spring.
Solving the mystery of "
The Cause" has been of little importance in comparison to the solving the mystery of "
The Cure."
Because, as it turns out, walking like a gimp is only funny for so long. Especially when walking is my only real option of transport around town, other than the bus, which has become (literally) a pain to get to.
So sometime around Saturday, March 20th, the top part of my left foot started hurting. Just kinda achy, sore when I bend my foot/put weight on it. And so I stopped going to the gym, started gimping (and complaining), gained a new nickname, and iced it for a week. Not better. So I've been heat-soaking it for a week, still gimping (and still complaining), and...still not better. Everyone says "go to the doctor" but really, it's not thaaaaat bad, plus he/she'll just tell me everything I know..."ice it, rest it, get some cream, blah blah blah."
Today was the day! I've finally had enough. Probably smarter to NOT wait until the breaking point, but hey, such is my approach. Cuz even if the pain isn't thaaaaat bad, it still wears on you. So Gimpie took action! I gimped down to the foot doctor, became discouraged when the secretary said I couldn't be seen for another week (how am I supposed to last another week like this? I am here for a quick fix, people!) She tells me to go to another doctor for a cream prescription to reduce pain/swelling, and gives me directions to a general practitioner.

I hobble down the road (in the wrong direction, mind you), but finally find the building she was talking about. So I go into the bank (I swear she told me this building), and wander around looking for the stairs (cuz the sign said the doctors are on the 2nd floor). The banker man comes out of his office and asks me who I'm looking for. Well, the doctor!, of course! Silly Banker Man, why else would I be in the bank? He tells me I have to exit and go through the other door. Well that makes more sense.
I find the doctors office, and then Nice Doctor Man sees me in his little office. I find it works to my benefit, when speaking with French professionals, to start off with a phrase like "I'm not from here" so then they go easy on me. If they have the impression that I only "can get by" with French, then they're either:
1. not surprised if I don't understand and start staring at them like an idiot, or they're
2. pleasantly surprised when I DO understand and CAN express myself, and I am always happy to receive the compliment, "Oh, but you speak French so well!" ;)
Alright, so Nice Doctor Man did in fact do everything as I predicted -- he confirmed that, yes, it is a problem with the tendons (I was right!), and prescribed me some cream stuff (haha, right again), tells me to take it easy (oh doctors, you are so predictable! Three points for Gimpie!).

And the cool thing about healthcare in France: all doctors cost 22 euros to see, and now I just need to send in this form and I can get reimbursed.
So even though Nice Doctor Man did not tell me anything profound, I'm glad I went. It's nice to have confirmation that there are no broken bones, and that it was in fact the sexy new boots that did it. They'll be resting in the closet for a bit, and in the mean time, I'll be creaming up my foot 3 times daily. Yipee :)